One of my great arch nemeses are the Archetypically Bad Resumes, or ABRs for short. They're out there, mocking me and in general screwing up the resumes of decent people who see the ABRs and take them for templates.
You're out there, ABRs, somewhere. You have to be because the only way I can explain some of the awful resumes I've seen, some of the terrible advice I've seen people follow, is that out there there must be some universally awful resumes that innocent people have used as examples.
It's the only logical explanation . . . OK it's not logical really. I'm ranting. But honestly, when I see bad resumes or see people having problems with resumes it's almost always the same things. It's like there's some mind-controlling Platonic Lousy Resumes out there burrowing into people's minds.
Seriously. The bad resumes I see or the mistakes people make always seem to be the same ones. It's gone beyond amusing in that painful human folly sense to downright creepy.