Allow me to express my most heartfelt invitation to those whose lives are not going as planned to try the ultimate cure-all for their problems. Your life may be depressing, you may not have the job you want, but I have the single, most powerful method in the world to cure your problems. This solution has worked for untold others throughout the ages and has a long, ancient lineage.
This most powerful technique is called "Getting off of your Butt."